every time i make a stupid text post i lose exactly one follower lets see if it happens again
it did
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every time i make a stupid text post i lose exactly one follower lets see if it happens again
it did
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so i lost my phone in school today and to test if the phone was mine the cop asked what my screeensaver was.
i had to tell her this
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My lovely followers, please follow this blog immediately!
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My lovely followers, please follow this blog immediately!
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